story time

February 20th, 2008 by Elitist Prick
Back in the day when I was young but not a kid anymore I was in woodshop class and this kid watched me build wooden boats for a semester.  The next semester started and I still had woodshop class on my scedule and the same kid was in my class again and he decided to build wooden boats after watching me do it last sememster, Im guessing he though my idea was cool so he ran with it.  I had become disinterested in wooden boats because I now posessed a fleet of them and I decided to make a nice table for my mother and I would give it to her upon completion at christmas.  Now I know what you are thinking, a young man that builds family heirlooms and wooden boats doesnt sound dangerous right?  Wrong.  One day I went to that woodshop class and I was particularly pissed off and I decided to take it out on the kid that copied me in the wooden boat building department.  I made a smart comment to him about how he was unoriginal, and of course he piped back with shut up and go build your gay ass table.  That comment lit the fuse so I grabbed this kid by his shirt and carried him over to the belt/disc combo sander in the corner of the shop, flipped the swith and turned it on and I took his right hand and rammed his index finger into the abrasive material until he had about a quarter inch less right index finger than he was born with.  I did a little time in the principals office for that one and I got suspended for a week and my folks made me pull alot of weeds in the yard as punishment.  All in all though I can look back at it years later and I’d say it was completely worth it.  Would I do it again given the chance?  Try me.

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    As soon as I’m done color matching my RS’s I’m gonna build a fuck-all coffee table the world has ever seen.

    And that shit will have bevels.

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    Um hi, I’d like to build a table, can you show me how?

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