When Spice Racks attack!!
March 19th, 2008 by Elitist Prick
Lets take a peak at some newish pictures from a circle jerk in sunny Florida. This owner of this fine automobile gets props for being low, I cant knock that. However the clusterfuck that is his trunk makes my head spin. I honestly believe that he found a check list of “cool” mods from the aircooled, rat rod (a term a fucking hate), and DIY crowds, and selected everything.
At a glance its like “Hey nice hardwood floor, vintage luggage and plaid”. Upon further inspection its more like “Hey, nice hardwood floor, velvet lined “vintage” luggagae, primered airtank w/bad pinstriping, and oh wait is that a mooneyes sticker and brass knuckles???
Im pretty sure that the dudes at his local Subway hate it when he orders a sub.
Posted in General Bullshit
brass knuckles are for faggots
seriously, well written.
have i mentioned fuck emiel koostra yet?
Ok, you know I love you and all that you do to spread bitterness and mooseknuckles to all the land but that shit is hot right there. Fucking KILLER idea for an airtank install.
But yeah, brassknuckles in a $25k car? Come on kids, this isn’t south boston and you aren’t riding in an 87 caprice classic with more rust than paint.
Are you kidding me? He used the brass knuckles to prop it open for a picture… nothing more.
His tank setup is original and well done. What’s so original about your shit? Nothing.
Oh I forgot, you have an internet blog that attempts to convince people how much better you are than anyone else, an “elitist”. I bet all your myspace friends drool over how cool you are now…
What the fuck is wrong with brass knuckles.
Brass knuckles anywhere near a MKIV Jetta = Homo Erotica
I like the set up. I got blown by an Elitist Prick. It wasn’t that good.
Pergo FTW! We don’t blow, we only finger bang. Twat.
The day a new car with Pergo©, a vintage suitcase, a pinstriped tank, crushed velvet, plaid liner, brass knuckles and a Mooneyes sticker are considered “well done” is the day the VW Vortex turns cool again.
You fucking idiots wouldn’t know what “original” or “well done” meant if it walked up and punched in the face.
fuck niggers.
More like, fuck wiggers…like you.
I shit cum. Elitist pricks pay good money for this cum. I shit cum. Tastey cum.
It feels good to let it all out (no pun intended) without the fear of being banned by a fellow douchebag, doesn’t it?
jkrew get the fuck out of here you greasy white nutswinger. we don’t give a fuck about how much you appreciate this shit. we’re not here to amuse you. dumb fuck!
but we come here anyway. we are the brainless zombies of vw vortex. dragging our feet with our hands to the front of us mumbling “56k look at me” desperately searching for ethans offset thread. we follow followers. our leaders are followers. we need the revolutionaries of elitist pricks to accept us because without them telling us we are shit then spending money on our cars is pointless. we exist to one day be considered an elitist prick.
Greasy? Of all the stupid shit I do and whoreish stunts I pull, the best you can come up with is greasy?
Step up your game son.
PLAIDKNUCKLES4LIFEBITCH
good to see them flo rida bitches runnin the game
that trunk looks like mexico
4 holes for 4 poles
*munch munch munch*
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I think that to get the loan from creditors you ought to present a good motivation. However, one time I’ve got a small business loan, because I was willing to buy a bike.