Pink is the New Black — Wild Flamingos
So I guess this is what passes for ingenuity in the scene now-a-days. I thought for sure we’d see people doing something useful, but instead of actually working an making something that looks good. We have more folsk trying to garner a name for themselves by painting the roof pink. I think Jaron is going to have to start slanging drugs if the black roof is no longer cool. I do have a serious question though? And that questions is: What in the fuck were you thinking? Are you a super huge fan of the Pink Panther? I imagine that is the same type of unoriginal name that the eurotuner douchebags will flop onto the cover of their pamphlet of shit.
I would love to get into the reasons why I hate this car so much, but the list is so long that I may wear off the ends of my fingers trying to type it all out. I guess if you’re really lucky I’ll get drunk off my ass on Friday and blog some more. This car does hit almost every one of the show car checklists and it is certainly minimalistic enough that the owner can actually lie to everyone and say he did it for himself. It seems that is the plausible deniablity racket that most mag whores use to stave off all the shitbags like me who will rail on the car, knowing full well that it was built to get attention and nothing else. Why else would you paint your roof pink? What about the color pink says “car enthusiast”. The last time I saw a pink car I was at a Hot Import Night’s show trying to figure out how many extacy pills it takes to paint a car purple with a pink pearl. I never did come to a conclusion on the actual doseage it takes. Maybe I’ll write Nash an email, because he clearly knows how to roll.
I think an airbrused mural of a nice, bald snatch cream pie would flow really well.
that things gonna attract more flies than a pile of shit!
I swear to god if one more person says the word moist i will kill a retarded baby.
The only word I can accurately use to describe that car is moist. Not like a pussy, but like a bag of bread with condensation in it.
that cars moist.
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I have to say that is what my car is to look like when i am ready for version 9.0 but now upon the heels of the glorious imperialist modifier nashtray rabbit i will havve to devise new plan for attack of the car scene. I am thing rs2 fogs with a8l plates and a tt dash. that should make americans think twice about a journey to eurocagalistic carmodespyalladoshus.
Pink lips would have been much better…pink lips, get it?!
The amazing sheetmetal work on the sunroof delete has to be the most hard core thing anybody’s ever done to a VW.
Who’s the dykey looking bitch with the fucked up tat’s that drives the Candy Red squareback on bags? This car is awesome and moist and makes my dick wet and thick. You obviously like the car though if you’re dissing it. I personally think it looks like shit and a pink roof screams out I fuck men like no other.
this site needs more hate! like more cowbell but more hate!!
asssssoooooooo!
fuck this site to fucktown.
dont worry jspew, fucktown is only moments away from you and your frizzie headed attention whore
i like nash, but i don’t care for this pink shit. next version please
TRON
*munch munch munch*
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