ethan’s gift

July 9th, 2008 by Elitist Prick

as you all may know, Ethan is a well known name in the vortex community.  he produces t-shirts for the masses and top quality mirror blank off plates.  swarms of posters follow him around the forums looking to feed off of his cleverness.  lets not forget his contribution to wheels and offsets.  without him people would be driving around with their thumbs up their asses. some may say his run with fame is nearing the end but i believe he will have a second cumming.  he is planning to reinvent himself and offer a new line of products.  the first of which is a design based off of something he requires for his own use:  it is a penis blank off panel.  now hold on, dont get too excited yet!  its still in its early test phase and requires the user to not have a penis.    ledjetta is somewhat of a legend and god only know’s i start to feel sad when i dont see his car posted on a daily basis.     

42 Responses

  1. How can...

    such a PVW superstar drive such a hunk of shit?

  2. moses

    This picture is a fine example of his early work in an attempt to become the tire and offset master. My how he’s grown! The Krieger family must be so proud.

  3. JC

    GROUNDREAKING!!!111!!!!1

  4. Jesus

    mary and…

  5. Jesus,

    maryand…

  6. Ethan

    Ive been in PVW more than any of you!!!!!

  7. Adam

    yeah! some day I will be too

  8. slo deno

    one day. i’ll be chillaxin’ on the pages of pvw too.

    if only i could parlay my team status into feature pages…

  9. jkrew

    I had two breakfast burritos this morning and they gave me the poops.

  10. willy lump lump

    Ethans sidekick jkrew never dissapoints when it comes to slummin the internets. Reminds me of a bad rash, I bet he holds his cock at carshows and begs for a ride to the top.

  11. jkrew

    disappoints

  12. slo deno

    don’t harsh his mellow, man. chillax.

  13. Todd

    That car has bulbous Ill fitting/ugly tires on it for the ‘08 season if I recall correctly, very similar to that picture.

  14. Ethan's Waterfest Booth

    im here with a real deal PVW editor and photographer. once again im gonna be featured, this time a solo feature with a juicy bio filled with all my interesting facts and things you all are dieing to know.

    Im BIGGER than LIFE!!!

  15. jkrew

    dying

  16. Phew...

    Glad to hear.

  17. Ethan's PVW Editor

    Please leave all spelling and punctuation errors for me to fix. Ethan is paying me in 8380 shirts and hand jobs so i would appreciate it if you would leave the editing to me and the blow jobs to him

  18. jkrew

    hahahahahaha

    well played sir.

  19. ohkate

    I want to suck Ethans cock so bad. He’s so much bigger than Jason. I want his Porcelain cum all over my titties.

  20. confi 'don

    im just glad he still assists folks with their et/offset needs. but fools better be giving credit in PVW Feature shout-outs…afterall, if it were not for ethan everyones wheels would be falling off.

  21. poopface macgillicuddy

    !!!11!!!22318008

  22. pee drinker

    if i had a penis blanking plate i couldn’t play my favorite game :(

  23. mexico

    ethan, we want our style back. gracias.

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    I had got a dream to begin my own company, however I did not have got enough of money to do it. Thank goodness my mate said to use the business loans. Hence I used the college loan and realized my dream.

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