“That chick’s name is Kate right? And she is with that assclown that thinks hes super awesome… J Krate or some shit right? Please confirm”
“you are correct”
“I saw them kids get married at h20 by Elliott… wow.
sidenote, I wonder what that shit slinger looks like out of a tight ass pair of jeans? think it’s all cheese?”
“wait, married by the pvw editor guy? fucking stupid!!!”
“yeah, they had a stage and everything from what I remember. I didn’t make it a point to partake in the amazing event, but I caught a glimpse from afar. it was ridiculous.”
“yep they interupted the top dawg drive thru juddging thingy… got up on stage and had elliot marry them!!!
fucking losersssss!!!”
“That is the gayest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire fucking life. One thing fer sure, that marriage is doomed.”
“where’d my tits go? are they over there?”
“they sagged down and became one with the ass”
“im sorry for anyone who thinks that she has an ass worth looking at.”
“i hate that ugly bitch”
“i mean c’mon…. you gotta be of ewok descent to think she’s fuckable.”
“dude i’d spread that ass apart and make her pink balloon wink at me before i stabbed it like a prison fight.
ugly or annoying or not, if she came up to me at a bar and said she’d like to beat it up i would.”
“I bet she eats like a horse and shits like one too.”
“Pics of aforementioned shitting or it means nothing”
Gawd damn I missed you fuckers. Much love from the land of bad taste!!!
Boy I’d sure like to “horse” around with her!
Fuck yes. I mean I was always dreaming of this day to happen but I never thought it really would.
God damnit, I’ve made it folks. This is bigger than rat-stylz. I mean granted, it’s not necessarily about me, it’s about my girl but I got a mention and that means something right?
Next stop, PVW cover bitches… thanks again andy!
I heard the magnificent reverend Elliot traded you a cover shot for a go at your bird!
we dont exist if not for constant internet exposure. to kill us is to ignore us. stay tuned to our website for pics of me drinking the sperm of 20 men from a VW hubcap! wont you tune in…please
no no no no, you have it all wrong. The car is named Kate (he names his cars) and the girls name is roxy or jazzy or something. I saw a project thread somewhere and suposedly over the winter he is going to smooth the line in the chicks cum ditch by liberal application of neosporin and install a pop-up motorized boost guage in her forehead. Should be a welcome treat for ‘09!
We exist to make fun of you and laugh at you behind your back, let’s not over think it.
That bitch is fizine as hell, I would love to domestically abuse her for the rest of MY life. Maybe chain her up in my garage and verbally abuse her for hours or make her pick corn out of my shit so she can have dinner or some other cool idea I got from High School Musical.
and please remove the the comment i made about prison stabbing that cum dumpsters ass. you could’ve asked. yes i’m anal about that kind of shiz, people using otehr peopls comments w/o permission, public forum or website. it dont matter.
wonder how many complements id have to give jason about his car before he would let me into his massive circle of friends? then over time i might actually make it to the ranks of best friend all the while my real intentions were to fuck his girl while he was passed out. that would be ok.
With that extra muscular leg she looks like she’s about to kick that car in half.
I wonder if her nipples are albino too? Her foreheads large enough that even down syndrome kids say “gawddamn” in a most unexciting and generally slow way.
You guys are such pricks!
she shaved her squirters dumbass!
She’s fuckin cute. I’d eat her ass anyday. Is E P a San Francisco based forum. Must be. Fags.
My boy fucked her at h20i.
let’s get wet!
*munch munch munch*
Yup, I’d hit it too. I mean she’s a lil hot tot. Wait, is JKrew reading? Damn it! I mean, that girl is cute, but she’s my friend’s friend. I couldn’t do that.
Silly comments, silly. Don’t worry JKrew, you are in a picture on that other post.
You got the fame there. <3
Oh, and people, she = Kate, he = JKrew, together they = JKrate. Get it right… Sheesh.
Miss you two!
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