Anal Santi

November 28th, 2008 by Elitist Prick

Ive never heard of such a thing…

Decided to probe deeper

Found out that “Santi” is actually the name of  some guy that drives a blue jetta.

OK, easy….he is a fag who is into anal right? WRONG (well maybe?)

Actually the Anal part is how he describes himself when it comes to other people posting pictures of his car.

his words:

(and please remove the pic of my car. you could’ve asked. yes i’m anal about that kind of shiz, people using otehr peopls cars w/o permission, public forum or website. it dont matter. )

Ok, this was just a random ‘wheels for sale’ thread.  So, how did he know it was posted?  Does he search day and night for unauthorized images of his car or perhaps he has several people working for him scanning websites?

Well, I figured I would just post a few pics of his car without the permission he so desires to have asked.

That should make his ass pretty sore now.

Might I suggest several random meaningless threads and posts featuring his car, might get a good rise out of the fellow.

Look Santi, I posted pictures of your fucking stupid ass car.  What the fuck are you going to do about it?

55 Responses

  1. Horseface Killa

    Im going to start a myspace page called SANTI’S CAR and post lots of cool pictures of his boombastic car. Then I’m going to slip on my custom fit razor blade nintendo power glove so i can jerk off and laugh in celebration at my ability to conquer SANTI the ANAL.

  2. busta ass cloggin nigga

    haha horse face you funny nigga

  3. horseface Killa

    Um i just made up this busta guy to pretend like i have friends but i really don’t. So since i can’t make real friends i get mail order brides from thai land, make them clean some shit then i kill them. nobody knows because nobody cares about mail order brides.

  4. Santi

    Seriously, you’ve voilated cool vw guy rule number one and thats dont ever post pictures of another vw guys car without prior permission. I make my living off selling photos of my car to noobs who want to have the lowest gli in the histroy of the world on their car domain page. now thanks to you dickbags i’ll have to save up for the new wheel-whores.com t-shirt.

  5. royal frown

    looks like santi follows the old code. sean connery as dragonheart is gonna be pissed for not getting permission to follow said code.

  6. Horseface Killa

    OH NO! cool vw guy rule #1. I forgot about that one. actually tore off the top of that page in the VW rule book so i could give my # to Santi’s mom. Sorry but like half the rule went with it so the only words i have left of the rule is FUCK YOU.

  7. Santiago Chilli Con Carne

    If this were the 1300’s we’d have a duel. Then we all circle jerk eachother and Santi would jump in and eat everyones cum. It’s true, its cool vw guy rule #97. When challenged to a thug off or efight, Santi will always drink the cum.

  8. confi 'don

    he is the king of airride. first in the states to rig his airride system to his prosthetic cock. now when he sees a nice floridian boy all he has to do is hit the switch!

  9. ihaveabmwnowjetta

    This guy santi can suck it. The guy is a full time nutz swingar. His car is shitty His wheel choice blow. He bagged his shit just like I bagged his girls face before I anal fucked her.

  10. Santiago Chilli Con Carne

    i bagged you like you bagged santi’s girl so quit acting tough

  11. ihaveabmwnowjetta

    when your done running your mouth Im gonna tea bag you

  12. ihaveabmwnowjetta

    when your done running your mouth…. Im gonna tea bag you

  13. haha

    Santi sucked my cock at the S. Florida GTG. Florida Dubs Horida

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  15. Paul Harley

    MY boy fucked him at h20i.

  16. hahahaha

    this is fucking hilarious…

    I cant believe you idiots took the time to make this shit, and actually comment back.

    I admit it was stupid of me to say that i wanted the picture removed, but what ever, i really dont give a shit..

    I like the one guy that put “santi” as his name, acting like me, saying some shit about some bullshit rules of coolness. hahaha

    I’ll tell you this is funny shit..

    Oh yeha, FUCK YOU ALL! I dont really give a shit what you think about me, or my car.

  17. kracked

    Isn’t there better people to actually make fun of like fags like Larry Appleton, or I don’t know…the whole broke status crew?

  18. Santi Fucking Santi

    Oh look at me, my tasty ass cock all pounding deep and heavy into my own willing moist lips, fuck yourself you airbag and wheel master.

    ohhh yeah fuck me, you. you fuck me, you so good.

    santi you were great, thanks santi

  19. bighairysantisack

    i love smashing my balls with a hammer

  20. sauce

    you guys are such fucking tools…. we all know what you faggots drive.
    “hey look at me, i can make fun of what people drive bc my car is gay as fuck!”
    find a cliff and jump off

  21. beefcake

    it’s pathetic that you guys found enough time to make fun of Santi and his car. We all know you guys drive busted cars and wish you had the money, or the ability, to pull off a ride as clean as santi’s. Whoever the black kid is at the top of the comments, get back in the cotton fields and maybe you can make enough to buy a car, b/c we all know you are still riding with your mom in her ‘87 torn down cadillac. To the rest of you bandwagon fucktards, get a life.

  22. I fucked MYIMOLA

    Are you talking about jron? That’s fucked up.

  23. gone fishin'

    i wish i could buy parts and bolt them onto my 2004 jetta and tell everyone how i built this thing and im groundbreaking as hell. shits gotta be hard to do, i mean damn…you gotta buy the parts then install them and that takes talent. none of that restoration shit involved here, just give me a new car some wheels and whatever ‘click to buy’ parts i need and call it a day.

  24. the last kid

    beefcake,

    nicce comments. at least we hate stupid shit. You’re just another racist stupid fuck.

    enjoy the race war ya peckerwood cunt.

  25. Shawn Fucking Walsh

    http://forum.eurghetto.com/index.php?topic=7068.0

    come see whatelse he has to say

  26. pee drinker

    anyone thirsty?

  27. pee drinker

    who’s thirsty?

  28. MC Paul Harley

    I bombed Eurghetto a while back. They got mad. Some douchebag named Luomo goes on there.

  29. Mr. god of air installs.

    “Oh yeha, FUCK YOU ALL! I dont really give a shit what you think about me, or my car.”

    If you care so little, get the fuck off and quit trying to defend your shit you no talent assclown.

  30. the candycane kid

    it worked, pics of his car were posted and he found them. how the hell does he do it? some kinda tracking device?

  31. DEAD HEART SAINT

    HE TRACKED DOWN OUR ANUSES AND NOW I HAVE A DEAD, RIPPED TAINT.

  32. Ethan

    i spy one of my infamous block off plates. jolly good show. does santi have a BFF methinks?

  33. Horseface Killa

    hey beefcake How did you and Santi get that anal sex stain out of his back seat? And why would I go pick cotton for money when your mom pays me double to long stroke her with my big black COCK.
    And to give yourself the name beefcake and defend Santi’s honor so passionately confirms the rumor in your family that your a sorry ass dick suckin FAGGOT! come to my site and see the naked pics I posted of your mother.

  34. Horseface Killa

    BTW if thats a “CLEAN” VW then i’m chewbakka. that shit turd of a ride looks like papa smurfs dick. what asshole couldn’t throw some springs and wheels on a VW? do yourselves a favor and jump off a building.

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