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    unless he’s gonna fuck the fat white one in the middle.

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  10. MC Paul Harley

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  11. pee drinker

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  12. MC Paul Harley

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  18. Joe "deno" DeNicola

    I dont try to act like anyone or try to get liked by anyone. I am not apart of any group, status, cult or squad. I hang out with the people I do for the fact that we share the same interest in cars and enjoy having fun with the cars. I drive shit cans and can really care less. This VW Scene based group of kids are just too ill for me, don’t even know I gained up the courage to write on this site. I also probably never have met any of you people in real life and most likely never will since you like to use these little user names to hide behind. Most likely won’t see any of you again next year, so peace till infinity.

  19. Joe "deno" DeNicola

    One more thing, since I mustered up the courage to type this I’m going to also come out of the closet. I chug so much cock you’d think I was the Omega Man trying to keep the species alive. If I’m not too busy taking a fat black cock up the ass I’m modifying sweet cars. EP thanks for making my dreams a reality. Now if that hunk PRH would just let me fuck him i’d be so happy.

  20. The Wizard

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  21. MC Paul Harley

    I’ll fuck Deno. No homo.

  22. Joe "deno" DeNicola

    Hai guys, does it feel different fucking a girl in the ass than fucking a guy? I think i’d like to try a girl.

  23. Joe DeNicola

    Once again, hiding behind different names. Man up and use your true given name. You know, like the one that is stated on your birth certificate.

  24. Jack Meoff

    What fun would that be? Homo.

  25. Joe DeNicola

    Like giddy little school girls gathering in the corner and pointing fingers, but when its pointed at them, all of the sudden its wrong. Can’t beat that. Aloha cleaned brotheren.

  26. MC Paul Harley

    ok Im using the name on my birth certificate, are you happy now baby deno?

  27. Joe DeNicola

    Paul, if it is really you, you know I want you to lay those arabian goggles on me.

  28. jkrew

    Yes its true, I enjoy the taste of penis.

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  30. Fuck Cleaned

    Fuck Cleaned. That place went to shit ages ago. To many fuckers from Jersey ruined it with a quickness.

  31. Gorilla Girl

    ever since jron started taking it in the ass he has been a real bitch…im still unclear if his tears are from pain of pleasure?

  32. slo mo

    Fuck Jron.

  33. PRH

    I’d be sad too if my coast was in danger of sinking in the pacific.

  34. Big Wave Dave

    Believe me, it’s worth the risk. it’s way too crowded with egos back east.

  35. the geologist

    where the pacific plate and the north american plate meet is a transform fault, which means the two plates shift from side to side. with that being said, there is no possible way for california to “sink in the pacific”
    perhaps you are confused and think the fault is a subduction zone?

  36. PRH

    Not really sure but I know there alot of male cumswappers in that region.

  37. californian

    yeah, fuck living in a place where the weather is nice all year long with 800 miles of beaches and tons of stuff to do!

  38. back stabbath

    PRH, dont act like you dont know cockchugger.

  39. DEAD HEART SAINT

    WE LOVE CALIFORNIA, U SHOULD TOO

  40. jron24

    why is my pic up there guys? i’m supposed to be cool now because i don’t have my shitty mk3 anymore? i know all about trends and being the master of low… because i’m such a cocksucking faggot. i know all about ride heights and everyone should respect me even if i hind behind the confidence of a keyboard… any of you guys want to hang out at the mall and talk about tucking 17’s? cause i fucking do, i’m the master of that shit son. if you need my opinion on ride heights and offsets let me know, i’ll suck your dick too. i swallow by the way.

  41. jron24

    it’s me again, can someone respond to me? because i wanna reassure everyone that i know about being low. my dreams consists of ride heights and smashed oil pans.

    aiite, i’m going back to vortex and talk mad shit about everyone’s car because i don’t have one at the moment. i’m going to take pictures of jesse naked now, i love him so much. what a hunk, never had a white guy before… i love him because he’s low and has proper offsets.

  42. Horseface Killa

    I fucked that dude in the middle so hard he had to be hospitalized. That black dudes head is so shiney I want to bust out my ice skates and Im pretty sure he photoshopped his eyebrows and the gigantic nosed fag on the bottom has to take pictures from that angle because thats the way his lazy eye always points.

  43. JRON

    thanks brodude, i got myself a shape-up before toys4tots so i can impress people and talk shit about cars that i think is not low, because i am the god of low, i know everything about it, i eat, sleep, shit low. before i install my b&g coilovers i suck on it first like a dirty delicious dick then i cuddle with it in bed because b&g’s make me soooo low. can we get back to the subject about being low? no i never had a 60/40 cupkit and i never rocked a mkIII german badge because i’m too good for that, oh wait did i? woops, i’m such a pearly white cumtard.

    who cares if i talk shit? fuck you, i’m low! plus the brokestatus boys got my back nigga, what?! my confidence comes from the people i’m around with suckah, plus i only talk shit behind the comfort of a keyboard ’cause that’s how thugs with shape-ups do it, ok, i’m going back to vortex now to tell people how low or not low. i can do it because that’s my way of life, i live the low life niggas. are you low? yeah, i am, let’s talk about it… stance, sucking on coilovers, cumming on coilovers, whatever… i’m low.

  44. JRON

    i hate on bags cause i cant afford it ok? thats the best way to do it, if you cant afford it, hate on it… yeah nigga, by the way i’m soooo low.

  45. moderFAG13

    hey jron can i join you in the lowness? i nutswing you bro!

  46. Jron

    good morning i’m low.

    you’re not.

    i’m low.

  47. Negrodamus

    I’m SOOO LOW BRO

  48. PRH

    Someone was definitely bro raped by a blackdude. I feel alot of racial tension in here.

  49. PRHN (PearlsRoundHisNeck)

    Wait.. I was raped by a blackdude or was that Jaron…Either way it was right after he shaved my stach into the shit it is now..

  50. Jron (PearlsInsideMyButt)

    I <3 Paul

  51. JRON

    hey broseph, i’d like it mucho if the powers that be put my thug ass pic at the bottom cuz ya’ll know i tuck 16×8 et34 all around every day of the fuckin’ week. if you ain’t rubbin’ you ain’t dubbin’ broseph. i’m low, that’s for sure. my coilovers taste good on my lips. sometimes i flick the tip of my nose on the head of my coilovers for good measure. peace broseph.

  52. JRON24

    the 24 stands for how many inches of love he’s getting inside him tonight

  53. PRH

    gimme that sweet, that nasty, that gooshy stufff

  54. JRON24

    don’t worry, your the one getting my love inside you

  55. Ethan

    I guarantee I will succeed in ejaculating my sperm into Paul Reed Harley’s ass before Jron suceeds in his quest to insert his manlove into him

  56. Elliot@PVW.com

    stop typing and keep on stroking ethan

  57. Elliot@PVW.com

    i fucking love all you little nutswingers, i’m such an innovator! right now i’m getting my asshole rimmed by JRON while my pale cock is being serviced via ethan’s mouth hole.

  58. Bellyiot@PRH.com

    Who wants my big fatgut set up on their ladies head? My shriveled english cock will stand at attention. The head peeks outta my big bushy junkfro like a lemur.

  59. Jron

    don’t forget i’m low…

    and i know all about stance…

    i’m low.

  60. Jron AKA lower than the tree tops

    let me tell you a thing or two about tucking 17’s

    A. you can tuck the top of the tire and still have mad east coast ground clearance

    2. you can tuck like mad and still ride dutry link donk stylz… box and bubble on my chin broseph!!!!

  61. Elliot@PVW

    i never featured jron’s wanker piece of shit because he spoke way too highly of himself, it’s just a car on coilovers you fucking wanker. i gave him a tiny pic on a show coverage and he was jumping for joy… what an elitist prick.

    i hate jron. you will never wear a PVW badge ya puss.

  62. jron*

    i’m getting a lot of love in here lately…i do it all for you dudes, believe! one day i’ll be bitter and hypocritical enough to start my own blog, and we can just blog it up all over the internets. i can run this eastcoast shit with my boy paul harley, since you all have the left coast locked up. jkrew can make stickers and shit for us.

    I JUST WANT TO BE DOWN. DAN KOENIG HOLLA @ ME.

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  64. Moder13

    can i be down old jdog? can i be low enough for you sire? sorry i was a whiny insecure cocksmoker on brokedown, i just want to be lower than everyone else, that’s all. and now that i’m back on track, i want to nutswing you jron, can i? can we be low together? hold each other’s hands while were navigating that speedbump… n/a lips or it’s not legit… nuthugs and kisses jron, i love you

  65. Life.love.regret

    Inacse everyone forgot about broke status, let me remind you how I put rust on my hood and tagged up my fender using a sweet graph font circa ‘92. Give me my well deserved props for inventing rust like the Internet promised… I eat rust, cum rust, shit rust I am rust. Just wait till I rust the centers on my training wheels.

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    his man PRH is to hard to catch
    Jron head look like a struck match
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    car so low it makes his shoes warranty void
    If he raise it an inch his stance will be bad
    Rub PRH’s head with a medicated pad
    he’s so garbage you can call him Glad
    Oh did I tell you PRH was fucked by his dad
    but he could never go deep enough to hurt
    P gobbled down every squirt
    I’d fuck his mom cause she’s a flirt
    but everything is busted under her skirt
    so fuck both of you if you don’t mind
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