Award Winner Paul Harley takes EP sweepsteaks!
January 29th, 2009 by Elitist Prick
thanks for the face and thanks for being our top visitor IP over the past few months.
woo!
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thanks for the face and thanks for being our top visitor IP over the past few months.
woo!
HAHAHA I fucking knew it.
look at those dirty dirty knees.
Mad props Elitist Pricks, I’d say you got this Idiot Paul pretty good since he checks back here daily to try and defend himself. A normal well adjusted person would shrug it off but this dude goes E-insane.
hahahahaha!
FUCK YOU GTIMAN, I don not but if you keep talking i’m gonna kick your ass(not for real but in E-person because I’m really a big pussy)
Great grammar PRH. Are you the real thing?
Uhhh..what do u know about grammmmar. You spelled it wrong. Grammmmar is spelled with 4 m’s. Awww man you are so fucking dumb. You wanna talk about grammmmar with 4m’s then let’s do it. I’ll stick the word grammmmar with 4 m’s so far up your ass that you’ll be shitting out lower case m’s for months. Try me man. I’m serious business when I’m hiding behind my message board face. Fucking see me for real. Oh yeah and PRH you’re a pussy. I can’t believe you won’t travel 3000 miles to fight some internet pussy that fantasizes about dripping hot butter on your asshole while he’s drugging his 89 year old grandmother just to get sex.
Only thing I know bout gramma is Nelly’s Country Gramma.
“I’m goin down down baby”
See me getting my dick sucked? Before that pic was taken I was jerking off Jeff there on my left.
I do say ol’ chap, you are in need of a good thrashing you scallywag. Perhaps I should suggest that when returning home from the junk yard that you knock on your mothers bedroom door so as not to catch her gobbling down a tummy full of my DNA. She was rather rattled after last time. Good show, TA TA.
Paully git off the gotdamned puter and lube yer ass, imma be in there in FIVE fuckin minutes and don’t feel like waitin. I expect you to have yer hands clasped tightly behind that there toilet yer fuckin head in the bowl and yer pants at half mast when I git in there, so I can GIT’ER DONE!
I have no idea what’s going on here anymore.
Okay so this is pretty much an updated version of the first failure. Dig a little deeper and you might find a nerve racking subject. Ehhhh…doubt it. I’m gonna go to work now (aka Suck dick and get butt fucked by relatives) Yeee Hawwww…
Big Shoutouts to Emo Andy…Horse Face..Jazz Blue Sniff…Jay from Primo Hoagies and Wifeys Dildo
CHECKS BACK EVERY FUCKING DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
LULZ
You would too if someone had pics of you with Bum penis in your mouth.
http://southjersey.craigslist.org/cas/1018531937.html
PRH Really loves the cock…
That would be sweet if it was my number.
I’m actually glad I saved Mr. Von Koenig’s number from a past IM. Lemme work some magic. I can play these games too.
The best part about this page is that stupid fuckers like you have no clue who is even writing about you… of our 25 members, less than half are in Cali. We are worldwide, bitch and we all agree that you are shitbeak.
The best part about this page is that stupid fuckers like you have no clue who is even writing about you… of our 25 members, less than half are in Cali. We are worldwide, bitch and we all agree that you are a shitbeak.
First time poster, long time reader.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I shit myself I laughed so hard.
I like that guys beard, NO HOMO!!!
I find myself staring at that photo for hours waiting on the hidden picture to reveal itself, I hope its a castle.
or a UNICORN! YAY!
I remember that night, I was jerkin off dudes, blowin and getting blown. It was a straight up gay orgy. Sometimes I lay on my bed and think back to that night and I swear I can still taste all of that baby batter on my tongue. MMM makes me hungry just thinking about it. Jeffs(on the left)rock hard member with large pulsating veins from base to tip filling my entire hand as I tugged and pulled with anticipation of his warm sticky load hitting my face and the back of my throat. OH MY i just got the chills.
^
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NO HOMO!!|
Makes me want to piss all over your little SSIIIIISSSSSSSSSsssSSSsssTTTTEEEEEeeeeRRrrRRRrrRr!
RRrrRrrrRrEEEmMMMMmmMMMiiiIiiIXXxxXXxXx, NO NO NO NO…..NO NO NO NO……NO NO NO NO NO NO HO HO HO……HO HO HO HO…HO HO HO HO…..MO MO MO..MO-MO-MO…NOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOO.
PRH IS TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET
JUST COME OUT THAT CLOSET
WHY WONT YOU LEAVE THE CLOSET
BITCH GET OUT THAT CLOSET
CLOSET, CLOSET, CLOSET
I DON”T BELIEVE YOU!
I bent PRH over in front of the mirror
but I made him stare at himself so he could
see a little bit clearer
I spread KY on his hole but it wasn’t very tiiIIIght
I whispered “you gonna be crying by the ennnd of the niiiIIIgghhht”
I lined up my shot and slammed my dick in
He started whining I said ” YOU better get ready cause here it comes again”
and I said “ONE! better pre-pare your-self for,
TWO cover your white ass in my goo
THREE pick your head up and WAAAaaaaATTCCHHHhh MMMEEEeeEEeee
because on FOUR drop to your knees on the goddamned floor
ANNNNDD FIVE SWALLOW ALL MY KIDS WHILE THEY ARE STILL AAALLLiiiiIIIVVVeee.
There’s a knock at the door
and I saaaaiiiddd “whOOo isss it”
he said “it’s jron and i think it’s my turn to visitttt”
just then I heard another voice cryout ” No it’s my turn, it’s Santi, I shouldn’t loose my spot just because I stepped oOouuttt”
end chapter 1
ONLY 29 MORE!!
I DON”T BELIEVE YOU
Awwwww..I love you guys too <3
YOU HONKEY BASTARDS! R. KELLY IS A MODERN DAY MOZART! BUT LEAVE TO A WHITE MAN TO TAKE A POSITIVE ROLE MODEL FROM THE BLACK COMMUNITY AND USE HIM FOR THEIR OWN PERSONAL GAIN. GODDAMNED PECKERWOOD. BLACK POWER.
PRH once made out with a girl 20 minutes after I served her a protein shake.
I thought she tasted familiar.
Whatever Chubb. Paul’s dick was way bigger and his fingers felt way better in my ass.
HAHA I’m just kidding everyone knows Paul basically has a vagina.
ahahahahahaaaaa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMKcb-6n_80
Kristin Fistin in action ^^^
Slut sure can suck a great cock.
hey there Angry Black Man why don’t you go back to your country, we don’t want you here! Why are you YOU PEOPLE always trying to take our pure wholesome white women? fucking niggers!
I like PRH he can call me a nigger anyday.
I WRITE IN ALL CAPS PECKERWOOD! I DON’T LIKE ANY WHITE OPPRESSORS. KICK ROCKS WHITE BREAD!
AND YOUR A FAG I CAN TELL BY THE PICTURE! SO I HATE YOU EVEN MORE! DON’T TYPE AS ME ANYMORE PECKERWOOD!
Damn!!
Jesus is the reason
IF YOUR HAPPY THEN YOUR AN UNCLE TOM!!
I must jerk off to this picture, and blow my load all over my sisters face.
HOTTEST SHIT EVEr>>
My guess is e is picking for and removing the crabs that he gave him the night before.. thats what friends are for..
PRH is a creep… I saw him once fuck a child
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