Anal Depth Lie Detector Test
I have been working for a few minutes to come up with a universal system to determine which members of 8380 have been taking the cock and which members have been sucking the cock. The Anal Depth Lie Detector will settle these disputes without a hint of bias, all for free. Consider it a public service.
Here is how it works:
Shove the lie detector inside of either the anus or mouth of any 8380 member and document your findings (I am not quite sure how you plan to actually get that close to one of the 8380 members but creativity is always a plus, just have fun with it i guess then get the fuck out of there)
But why only a twelve inch ruler? Well, any more than that would require a second ruler and nobody is dumb enough to buy 2 of these things. The Anal Depth Lie Detector is just a cheap ass wooden ruler that cost less than a quarter to make.
Did someone say Booth? Yes these could be booth worthy at a watercooled event but rest assured they are no penis blank off plate.
We bought a whole slew of those but could only get them to work on our crew if we fastened them together, with the official ADLD coupling kit, which anyone can get from ethan. The couplers are designed to look exactly like ethans asshole but tighter. They also have some designed to look like Paul Harleys asshole but they are all greased up and you have to remove his dad’s cock from them before you can use them.
before these came out I had to use a yard stick but it wasn’t official enough for me. Thank god this is available so I can truly represent.
*Munch Munch Munch*
There once was a man from PA
Some folks thought he was gay
He was slender, hairy and thin
No lube needed, just slip it in
After years of abuse
on his tight little caboose
He started to notice,
it would no longer hold juice
Oh what shall I do,
he shouted out loud!
And then bared his swollen ass
to the PVW crowd!
Awesome! Amazing! Spot on! They cried,
Now let’s all line up, and go for a ride!
Elliot was first, beaming with pride.
This’ll be more fun than doing Jkrate and his bride!
He pulled out his cock and without a hitch,
another US kid would soon be his bitch!
As he slid it in, he squeeled like a lady…
“Check me out, mates! It’s 8380!”
I DON’T BELIEVE YOU!
i hope those 8380 air fresheners smell like ethans asshole
I love slapping against PRH’s asshole.
I love slapping against any old cock.
I love watching guys fuck Kate.
kan yootz measure the width of kate’s kooch with this type of apparatus?????
Yeah but you need the hair adapter to get through that badger between her legs.
nah man, i got them wobble lugs to get through that shit
I used that after I filmed myself for 1 guy 1 jar.
Is the Ethan you speak of from the famed ETHAN ALLEN? i love their couches.
EVEN WE DON’T FIND THIS AMUSING.
THIS SHITHOLE HAS REALLY GONE DOWNHILL.
I think the poem was delightful
Thanks, I do what I can.
I think DHS is mad because they couldn’t get their ADLT all rocked out in custom flames and shit.
You can also use the ruler to prop me open
i hear ethans ass devours these things and after a wild night it looks like Sarlacc the pit monster
I don’t think you could fit one of these in Shawn Walsh’s ass right now.
CLick me if you dare
I know i misspelled it. fuck you anyways!
I queefed when I woke up
Yeah I know men shouldn’t have anal lips, but man, when I saw Paul “fuckin” Harley, from the big pile of trash next to New York had them, weeelllll shit! I couldn’t stop myself from fucking every cock that would let me near it.
my name aka Elitist pricks
Only pussies like Jkrate mix cars and women.
is that fucking loser PRH haven’t seen him in awhile kind of miss his ugly sperm drinking ass
WHHHEEEERRREEEE AAAAAAAAARRREEEE YYYOOOUUUU?
ANAL DEPTH DETECTOR!!!! SO ORIGINAL!!!!!!!!!
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I read about this in the Daily blog feed. Im not being racist but so-called celebrities are preaching nothing because thy are barely uman. let Boris Johnson sort it out. What about my right not to be killed every day?!
I read about this in the Daily Mail. Im not being racist but so-called celebrities are preaching dislike because thy are barely uman. let Boris Johnson sort it out. What about my right not to be killed every day?!