Group Buy: The Special Edition B rad Billet Keychain! Pre-Order Price $15.52 SHIPPED!
This past weekend we were approached by a friend who has a cousin who has a friend with a water-jet cutting machine. Like most people, this bastard was poor and was looking for a few more side jobs to drum up some extra cash for his heroin addiction. We dug the idea of making up some cheap ass bullshit items that other poor bastards could purchase instead of actually buying stuff that was worth a fuck. That being said, we stood up and came down with a great new slogan aimed at all the totally radical dudes in the automotive industry. What is it you ask? Well, it’s simple, in our never ending quest to be all that we can be, we decided on something simple that meant a lot to a lot of people, B rad. After all who doesn’t wanna B rad? We know we do and we suspect you do too!
Here’s our current list of Elitist Prick key chains:
Positive Slogans Inspired by famous intraweb personalities, these silhouettes are simple reminders of who you’d really rather be. Water-jet cut from 2mm-thick 6061 aluminum, these chains are much more hardcore than they look. ONLY $15.52 each, including shipping to anywhere in North America. Shipping to other parts of the world is available and hella spensive - please check for rates. As pictured here, each tag does include a key ring for you to attach your shit to.
We’ll be adding new designs all the time.
*Coming soon: B gnar, B coo, B real, B bad, and more!
I sooooooooooo want to B rad that it hurts. I want to B rad now. I’ll take 40 of them I’m going to attach them to the spokes on my wheels so everywhere I drive i can rep.
Shit’s tight, do they come in GInster?
If I could sell small pieces of me, I’d sure as fuck be wealthy by now. But I’m not, so slinging key tags is rad enough for now.
Have you seen my Taiwanese-made replica wheels? I sure as fuck better get a separate posting here for those…
Was there ever a doubt?!
these things come in turbo?
Yes, yes there was. I’m getting pretty old you know and more than a little irrelevant.
can i have mine with extra sharp points? i like to throw my keys at my kids to show them whos boss.
You guys need to practice owning people a lil bit more. You suck at it.
Why thank you.
I want 1,552.00 dollars worth
that would look sick painted white with a gold key ring
That’s a clean little head turner key ring. Super simple. Frickin.
CLick me, you know you want to.
yeah do it again
Now we’re getting somewhere.
FTR, I clicked three times.
I may click again later, too.
And when I say click, I totally mean something else.
If it feels good, do it.
Thats me on the bottom. with his hand in my bottom.
Yeah, but it’s not what it looks like.
Had a key chain stuck in there and my buddy was just helping me out.
And that’s when you know who your true friends are, BTW.
C’mon Brad, I’ve seen your tight little bum, you ain’t that chubby, my friend.
Who farted?
Sorry.
i would totally wait for these to be made… no matter if it took until i was a nice flaccid retirement age. So i could remind all the bitches with bush above their bellybutton how b-rad i was.
I do believe PRH is too pussy to show his face in these here parts. Actually since I beat his ass a few months back I’m surprised he has the nerve to go on vortex.
REALLY??? How did it happen? How bad did you fuck him up?
I was visiting some friends of mine in that neck of the woods and decided to drop by his work and see if he was as mouthy in person. I walked in and approached the counter, he greeted me and I introduced myself and then asked him if he had anything to say now. He stuttered and said um A LOT and then grew a quick and unfortunate set of nuts. He leaned on the counter and made some smart ass comment, so I grabbed him by his shirt and neck and pulled him over the counter and proceeded to give him a good ol fashion ass whooping. He scratched a lot and made some girlie noises but that was his entire defense. After I finished him off with a choke and a warning that his mouth shouldn’t get big again, I left and he sort of curled up and whimpered. that is the last I heard from ol’ Paul R Harley.
HAHA, I knew it. he told me some bullshit story about his bruises and cuts. What a pussy.
I always knew he was a pussy. I saw a picture of him with a fat lip and he gave me some excuse about that shit.
Shit I saw him the next day and he looked like shit. ASked him about it the other day while we were drinking and he started to cry, mumbling something about losing his manhood and feeling like a pussy and blah blah blah.
Did he really piss himself?
I have no idea I didn’t stick around after, wouldn’t surprise me though with the way he was whimpering.
Thats been the rumor going around here in brick city. He pissed himself and hasn’t been the same since.
I saw dude last night and he said no way is he stirring up this bee’s nest again after the last result. He’s scared.
HAHAHA I always knew he was a pussy.
vwsport hood flag –> brad –> flowjet –> keychains –> paul harley ass beating.
It’s the internet circle of life.
I made that entire story up.
ZING ZING ZING!!!!!!!
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I opine that to get the business loans from banks you must present a good motivation. However, once I’ve received a credit loan, just because I wanted to buy a car.
very interesting post - please do it again