You’re it…

November 20th, 2009 by Elitist Prick

 Wow, at first I was like sexy ass cholla, then I was like super hot white chick that drove the lifted F-150 here, then I was like beautiful sun baked leather bag, then I was like whose slutty biker mom is that? then I was like  man i miss the days when pudgy chicks didnt give a fuck if their bellies showed. I bet her car is a clusterfuck too.Seriously, you are everything at once. So I salute you,  lets raise our heineken’s to all the Cholla, 909, slut, biker, transvestite, sunbaked mother’s who probably have anal leakage problems. Because without you, dudes like this wouldnt get pussy.

58 Responses

  1. Phil herup

    I would rather fuck the dude in the white shirt then that bitch. Does she own any other earrings? I can’t believe that PRH fell out of the mess.

  2. Reginald Denny

    even his hair is flexin’

  3. Reginald Denny

    woah! Johnny Depp got fake tits!

  4. Paul Harley

    I’d hit that. Since when has anal leakage been a bad thing?

  5. Paul Harley

    PS. Where are the nudes.

  6. UHH

    Why do you want to see these guys naked?

  7. Paul Harley

    I want to see the effects of steroids on the dick.

  8. ROID RYAN

    It Shrivels to the size of your pathetic cock.

  9. hot for the tweaker

    all this cock talk makes me want to see that transvestites dick. I wanna watch belladonna smoke it.

  10. Call me

    I would be happy to show it to you, put it in you, play with it while you put it in me, play with it while you watch, play with it while you play with yours, let you play with it, play with each others, just stare at each others, whatever. So call me ask for Steven

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  11. Tweety Bird

    If you don’t give me back my swings, I’m going to peck your tits until they pop… my cage feels empty without them.

  12. Paul Harley

    Her friends Cold Activated can is making her nipples hard.

  13. wow

    NOTHING you posted about her is true at all.. . .i guess everyone here likes cawk. . . . .

  14. Paul Harley

    Where do they sell Lesbian Armani at?

  15. WOW 2

    What could you possibly like if you don’t think that she is completely hideous.

  16. WOW 3

    i’ve seen hotter drag queens doing backflips down the street in 6″ high heels.

    That is straight jersey grossness.

  17. Paul Harley

    Is that Frank the Biz in the muscle shirt?

  18. Frank The Biz

    He’s a foot too tall to be me.

  19. wow4

    damn shes not from jersey and her boyfriend is a douschebag thug not a tantool

  20. Chocolate

    roid make the cock fuckin uuuuuge guy

    unfortunately the balls deflate at the same time

  21. masked halibut

    her boyfriend just got locked up, true story

  22. wow5

    gangster status.

  23. wow6

    her boyfriend is crazy,hes known for doing some wild shit. they belong together and he belongs in jail.fuckin lunatic.

  24. wow7

    Lunacy scares no PRICK. Sound more like stupidity to me.

  25. Handjob Jerry

    What kind of crazy sht we talking here?

  26. wow6

    must be something if hes in jail now.

  27. Negro Please

    As PRH will tell you, you can get put into jail for anything these days, like blowing dudes for coke.

  28. wow6

    i heard it was something serious like he shot some people or something. it was in the newspaper and everything. let me search for the article.

  29. .:RRRRRRRR32

    i know her and her BF, he shot two people in corona queens and got arrested outside of her house a week later in front of the whole neighborhood. QUALITY !

  30. miller

    i hate her boyfriend, hes a real jerk i just try and keep away from him. easy to do now -_-

  31. You guys

    are total homos,

  32. You guys

    have a merry christmas, cause we can all agree that jersey is full of trash, built on trash and populated with trash.

  33. Paul Harley

    I’m moving to California.

  34. lol at her

    shes a whore shell fuck anyone with a vw

  35. Jron

    I have a vw, a dick and a set of balls. Will she do a black guy like me? I want to plow her in the back of her car and as I explode we’ll air it out… Pssssss.

  36. Jesse

    yo Jron, lets tag-team her in the EOS! I’ll take the asshole if you don’t mind.

  37. lol at her

    oh no she wont do blacks too bad.

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  39. Frank The Biz

    yup, im still 3 feet tall and a douche.

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