Dear Sinuses,

I wonder what I did to make you hate me so much? I’ve always been there for you. I was there for you and the nose when you were choked full of boogers. I remember as a kid when we’d play outside and the flowers were blooming and you’d make my face get all itchy and then sneeze. Sometimes you’d make my face itchy and tingly and then not sneeze. I never hated on you for that, so why have you now forsaken me with this runny green mess. I bet it was sexy when I was talking to that girl last weekend and you let just a little bit of your own fluid drain down my nasal cavity and out my nose. Without warning you did this.

Remember when I used to share my cocaine with you? Remember that, remember how we’d party together until the wee hours of the night. Even the next morning when you’d make the inside of my nose resemble something that would be on a dinosaurs back, even then I still didnt hate you.

So I don’t get where you came off with this attitude, Hell you’ve even turned my ear drums and now lungs against me. Why? I know I keep asking this, but I don’t understand. The Ohio days we had together, the parties, the women. you were there for me when I first learned frontside flips in the cold. You didnt run then, so why now 10 years later do you treat me with such disrespect? Have we not had a great life together? Is this how you want our friendship to end?  Does causing my throat, nose and lungs grief make you feel better about yourself?

I hope your happy with yourself sinus cavity, but I don’t want to see you anymore. I’d appreciate if you could take you and all your guests and go somewhere else. I’m not telling you to go because I’m mad, Im telling you to go because I love you and cant stand to see you in pain. I only want what’s best for you.

Mortally yours,

forrest

All you fake ass, pretending motherfuckers need to stop following in my footsteps.

Being a wise ass, fucking jerkoff, only makes you look like a dingus to me. It’s not flattering.

Fuck, I don’t even like cars… and I’m still a thousand times better than you. I live in fucking squalor and I still get less homeless girls than you. I have a zombie cat that will eat your gay fucking tattoos for breakfast. My roomate would fucking win every one of your frat boy beer pong games. Not to mention he’ll give your fucking jacked tooth girlfriend truck stop herpes. I can’t even sit on my own toilet without pouring bleach on that shit, and my rusty ass vw still kills that shit every time I drive four miles to work.

Fucking Florida niggs with their fancy sunshine. (not including mike)

Fucking Canada niggs with their donairs and shit.

Fucking New Jersey. All you fools can eat shit. Fuck you too baby Huey.

Fucking Cali niggs. Lemme give a shout to fucking Hollywood and shit. Go fuck yourselves.

Fuck all you guys SRSLY.

Oh yeah, and fuck Dan Lutz.

Peace,

Nelson.

Sometimes when im sititng at home alone, in my dad’s livingroom I think. Where did a 30 something tech genius go wrong. Then I get back to power burn-outs.

p.s. Corey you are my hero.

fuck you, and jackman no one outside of the starwars universe gives a fuck about what nerd tech nonsense you post about.

fuck all ya’ll niggas

It never ceases to amaze me at the mentality of some british VW fans. Seriously is one upping the next guy that big of a deal?? Just because its different doesnt make it right. Go fucking kill yourself.

Ike Turner overdosed on cocaine
US soul legend Ike Turner, who died last month at the age of 76, was killed by a cocaine overdose, Californian coroners have established.

No fucking shit. How about you tell us somethings that’s a actual surprise like, war’s over we won. Seriously, I thought he’d been dead for a longtime. I mean If he were around he woulda slapped the shit outta Tina for making Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome or any of the shit she did since Ike had knocked her ass around.

bitch you betta be shuttin the fuck up, Imma close the pimphand and smack you all up in the fuckin lips. trouf.

Fucking Rick James was a transvestite compared to this dude.

My local bar has this tomorrow night :

On their page they list themselves as Punk Rock/ Alternative.

Punk is not about facial hair, affliction t-shirts and True Religion jeans. Alternative wasnt about lifting weights and being tough(looking). An alternative to what chicago’s early Buffalo Tom, Boise’s Built To Spill, Olympia’s entire Kill Rocks Stars label? Is this the reason great bands like Seaweed faded out? We lost Pavement, Rocket From the Crypt and Archers of Loaf so guy’s like this could cut their hair off, keep their wide guitar god stances and oil themselves up and sing to god like he gives a fuck about what sophomoric  girls locker room poetry these idiots write.

What the fuck makes these jock assholes think the horribly beat shit their playing has any connection with punk as music or a social movement. I mean seriously these were the dudes fingerbangin the head cheerleader in the gym. O.k. Lots be honest, these cumbags were fingering eachother. Why in the fuck does everyone gotta label themselves as the cool new movement. Why can’t you fucking twats label your selves ar grunge still. Your music sucked than and it still sucks. Since when was thermals, cargo shorts and a long sleeve flannel ever cool. What were you spelunking a frozen cave with a spacer heater? This is the kind of music unfrozen cavemen would listen to ask the sat around the fire and all removed dirt from their foreskins.

gimme a fucking break guys, You weren’t cool the first time when you called yourselves Mother Love Bone, you certainly weren’t cool as Creed and you for fuck definitely are not cool as TheDeahHeartSaints. Maybe thedeadheartshitstaints.

Along with fucking New Hampshire you fucking jock douchebags get a gigantic middle finger from the bottom of my little black heart.

speaking of not punk. fuck this boy band cockduster too.

New Hampshire. More specifically daves1.8taudi@hot.com

I’m glad you’ll do what you think needs to be done for reflex tuning. However emailing me at work and trying to get me in trouble for something that has nothing to do what-so-ever with work is fucking weak you pussy fuck. If you want why not contact me directly if you have something to say, instead of swinging off Doug’s balls. It’s also cool to see that you deleted the email address after sending the email. Real manly move.

You obviously don’t have the slightest clue what you’re into, your emailing my office about this shit. What a fucking clownshoe’s maneuver, you want to say something to me why don’t you answer my PM with your phone number we can gladly discuss this if you want.

In closing fuck you, you cunt.

thats right…  they are usually 3 piece and come from a magical land of enchantment!  Make sure you try real hard to get the offsets right because a nation of idiots might be watching and you have to make sure you impress them with your mathematical prowess!

Does the world really need another copy of a copy of a copy? This is what the 6th version of this wheel to be released over as many years?? Im not convinced that this is much better than marketing replicas.

a fucking game, not a accessory pattern for every like nick knack and bullshit item on your car ya fucking bobblehead. Just because you can, doesnt mean you should. More people need to learn that.

one day i hope to be such a bad mofo that fools speak up for me so i dont have to. i mean, having some douchbag respond for me and say what i would have said would be the bees knees! lets face it, im not that tough…but if i were to have some followers speaking up for me one might get the idea that i infact am one tough mofo! now, all i gotta figure out is how to become such a bad ass with followers and shit. i guess if i were to impress some fools with my supercool car with black centered wheels with gold bolts and falken tires i might aquire some followers. but what else could i do? i really want to be the leader of some fag klan!

their not just on stileproject anymore, they’re also on vwvortex

Your Falkens are ugly. It’s not just yours either. It’s all of them. Everybody’s Falkens are ugly.

But dude, SRSLY…

You put them on Porsche wheels(ugly), and then put the entire eye gouging setup on your VW?

You spent money on that, for the sole purpose of fashion? SRSLY?

Remember those old time surfers with the really big, long surfboards.

They just cruised the waves, not looking exceptionally flashy. They were just smooth and you really never looked twice. You were really busy checking out the yellow, and black and white checkered graphics on your new Town and Country hot dog board. Well now you are really busy checking out your Porsche wheels with the REALLY FUCKING UGLY FALKENS ON THEM!

haha But no, I’m kidding. You’re a great fella, so here’s some advice…

check it out, it’s a noble idea.

Tiny tires dude! They make your balls bigger, and your car won’t be faking it. SRSLY!

I feel as though I’ve bitten my tongue long enough. I simply cant stand the vast amount of douchebags that own VW’s latest offering of the Golf/Jetta platform. Perhaps the introduction of the 1.8 turbo in the Mk4 platform is really to blame here as it brought with it a surplus of boy racers intent on showing off their BOV’s and K04 upgrades as they enter any public domain with a triumphant “whoosh”.

VW of America did a good job of appealing to the 16-25 male demographic, perhaps to well, as it brought along with it a collective of owners with the taste and style of a high functioning retards. Had I known that American Mk5 owners were going to be this ignorant when modifying their cars I would have invested in companies that produce ABS plastic and replica wheels, as the standard mod list comprises of a hideous body kit and knockoff OEM Audi wheels. Dont get me wrong, I enjoy OEM wheels being used, but do you really have to go after the replicas? You’re the same consumer who would choose to pay for sex from a transvestite because he’s cheaper than paying for sex from a woman.

Aside from your neighbor who are you going to impress with fakes? I know what you’re going to say, if you can touch em they aint fake, well that only applies to fake tits. Not cast replicas.  Some may say thats its unfair to only hate on MK5 owners because of their demonstrated bias towards fake shit, but I dont think so. If you disagree with me, go fuck yourself.

It’s funny that you’re so worried about what gets said here that you have to frequent it several times a day. That’s what is pathetic.  You say west coast is dead and doesn’t matter yet you’re pretty fucking concerned now aren’t you?

 72.95.6.53 - Lewistown, Pennsylvania

 btw: fuck you. k thx bye.

I started the greatest one ever…..  fuck you shitheads.

fuck you and your internet famous asses.  you think you are hot shit just because you shaved off your cocks and bagged your balls.  circle jerk’n over a set of wheels…hell yeah!

71.58.148.22

Sewell, New Jersey
latitude 39.7561
longitude -75.1094

the innernets is fun.